The 1 with the 2 spit split
like snakes with a tongue mid ripped
though the mouths tight lipped
sewn shut, though it's missing every stitch
every gurgled attempt is to high pitch
dogs bark but human ears can't hear that bitch
down all for the cheddared limp tricks
only stand up tall, when up for playful hijinks
fetching balls with the slobbered down rinse
better loosen that chain to free it from every kink
blissfully unaware, looks fade then you die and life is but a blink
lead me to the main-stream of the proverbial Kool-Aid and I still won't drink
this is why I don't give a fuck what you think.
But have a cookie, have a seat and ignore that old mans wink.
;)